Jake Owen Beeman
MORAL CORRUPTION is a force that for far too long has been allowed to run rampant on campus. It must be CONSOLIDATED BY BEEMAN’S IRON FIST. PERVERSELY UNSERIOUS actors have for far too long been given a long leash. Under BEEMAN it will be CUT ALTOGETHER.
POWER has been monopolized by those who have successfully read the bylaws and constitution, BEEMAN WILL DEAL A SMASHING BLOW. Intellectual thuggery has for FAR TOO LONG been carried out by rational and purposeful actors against the honest.
BEEMAN will never heel to the desires or advice of anyone, ONLY AND EXCLUSIVELY WHAT MUST BE DONE.
INEVITABILITY will be brought about by the FORCE OF THE UNREASONED MASS.
In the words of the great Laozi:
“When a government is dim and confused,
its people are pure and unsullied.
When a government is clear and precise,
Its people wallow in penury and want.”
BEEMAN stands to uphold his ancient wisdom.
The edge of the DAO will CUT THROUGH every barrier
A RUSHING TORRENT will SWEEP away all contest.
In a new age of dimness, NEW LIGHT will be brought to all.
Under TOTAL CONFUSION, a course of new and higher purpose will be formed.
UNDER BEEMAN things will be so different that NONE WILL REMEMBER WHAT CAME BEFORE.
WE MUST OBLITERATE ALL PRECONCIEVED NOTIONS.
Just as a giraffe doubles its neck-bones to reach high leaves; we must reach unto newer and greater heights and bones.
The EVILS of governance according to any principle or rationale MUST BE EXPUNGED. BEEMAN firmly promises ACTION WITHOUT REASON, MOTION WITHOUT DIRECTION, and UNSHAKABLE RESOLVE TO NOTHING WHATSOEVER.